- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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