- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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