How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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