- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

i have a christmas tree.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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