Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Barack Obama plays basketball

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Cripples are lame.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock knock *open*

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Anti Joke

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