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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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