Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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