Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

no rasist joks

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Amazing

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what's black? a lot of things.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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