What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Asians.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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