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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Lewis

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

I like touching my boobs

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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