Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

N-E Pats never cheated

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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