why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Tall asians

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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