What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Neil Lewis

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Poop...

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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