- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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