- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

my whole life!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

The truth is he loves her!!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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