Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Guest what? Dog

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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I have aids

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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