- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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