- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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