- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

what has genitial warts? me

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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