Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Sam Hengal.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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