- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

I have suicidal thoughts

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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