What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A person from Singapore eats

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

a black man did not eat chicken.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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