- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

I once did something.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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