- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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