A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

When is a door not a door? Never.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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