- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

I like the color potato.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.