- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Women's Rights

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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