- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania