- Anti Joke

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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