- Anti Joke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.