why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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