What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Sam Hengal.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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