- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Women's Rights

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Connor is homo

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

all jokes aside...

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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