- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Women's Rights

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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