Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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