There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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