- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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