- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Nickelback.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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