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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Albino African Americans

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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