- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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