- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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