- Anti Joke

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

John Cena

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

White men's rights

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.