- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Sam Hengal.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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