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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

You sick fiend

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Face Hunter is scum

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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