What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Guest what? Dog

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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