whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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