- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the man die? He was old.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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