- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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