Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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The game.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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