what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Anti Joke

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