Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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I have aids

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Horse.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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