- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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