Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Asians.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Guest what? Dog

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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