What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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