- Anti Joke

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.