What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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