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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

David Cameron

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Pickles are powerful

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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