- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

a seal walks into a club.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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