Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Hail Heetluh

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women's rights

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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