- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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