- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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