What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Anti Joke

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