How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Equal rights!

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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