- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Will nearis is here! Get it

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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