- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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