- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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