- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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