- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What would u like to drink?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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