Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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