How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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