- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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