your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Tilt your screen back

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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