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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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