- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

men's rights activists

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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