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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!