- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.