- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What is a jew in space? Dead

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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