what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

seek beauty

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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