Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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