- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Robin, get in the car!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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