- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's funnier than 24? 25

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Who wants $300? Me too.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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