It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

that wall over there ->

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Face Hunter is scum

What is 33 + 1? Penis

women's rights

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...