- Anti Joke

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

homosexual

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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