- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Terry has ebola

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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