"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A person from Singapore eats

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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