- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

You having friends.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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