- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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