- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Justin's life

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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