Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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roses are red violets are blue

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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