Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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