- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A blind man walks into a library.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Justin's life

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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