I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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the holocaust

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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This is an anti-joke.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

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