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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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