- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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