Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

John Cena for president

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

my whole life!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

The truth is he loves her!!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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