- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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