- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

ur gay

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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