What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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i have a christmas tree.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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