why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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