- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

woman's rights

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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