- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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